Great Sayings For Stressful Moments...

"You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?!"

"How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"

"Well this day was a total waste of make-up"

"Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."

"Do I look like a people person!!!"

"This isn't an office. It's HELL with florescent lighting"

"I started out with nothing & still have most of it left"

"Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose."

"And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be.....?"

"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."

"Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed"

"I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"

"I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"

"I work 45 hours a week to be this poor."

"Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?"

"Wait . . . I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."

"Chaos, panic and disorder . . . my work here is done.

"Ambivalent? Well yes and no."

"Aw, did I step on your poor itty bitty ego?"

"A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."

"You are depriving some village of an idiot."