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Thank God for California! Yes I am not
the only native Floridian being grateful for the west coast Mongolian
Cluster you know what. The California Governors race has really
catapulted that state into a frenzy, and it has become the laughing
stock of American politics. No longer do we have to live in shame
because of the dangling chads.
Katherine Harris can sleep peacefully now,
and her name has been removed from the forefront of political
embarrassment. It’s like Ishtar upon the release of Gigli.
We are no longer the punch line for political jokes.
California has close to 200 people running
for the Governors seat. How did this happen? It is a politically
correct state which wanted to make sure everyone had a chance,
that no political gadfly would be left behind. Little did they
know the day would come, when that mentality would come back and
bite them in the butt, it finally has.
From Father Guido Sarducci, to Gary Coleman,
to Larry Flynt, to a porn whore who feels “ we have already
had a Brown and a Gray, now it’s time for a blonde!”.
The Golden State does not look so golden anymore.
That's
how I see it!
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Webb's
World ~ 08/13/2003
